I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast to Coast AM transcripts.Ģ3. I will not ask Lupin if it his time of the month.Ģ2.
I will not write all my essays in red ink claiming it is blood.Ģ1. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".Ģ0. I will not reenact Harry Potter Puppet Pals in the Great Hallġ9. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".ġ6. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".ġ4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.ġ3. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.ġ2. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.ġ1. I will not insist the house elves serve fried snake to the Slytherins.ġ0. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".ĩ. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".Ĩ. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.ħ. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.Ħ. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.Ĥ. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.ģ. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".Ģ.
Every member will receive 3 warnings before he/she is permanently banned from the group.ġ. Now you try it.Ī failure to abide by these rules, or the ones that appear when you mouse over the textbox will result in a warning. Just to ensure that all students have read and understood the handbook, I ask that you add a comment to the bottom of this page stating "I have read and understood the handbook guidelines." Great.
It's all fun and games until someone gets their eyeball poked out by the Whomping Willow.
HOGWARTS ENTRANCE GATE BOOKENDS INSTALL
As your headmistress, I feel that it is my duty to install some rules.
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